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Vote for the real Mavericks of Change: Tequila – Mayer!

by Therese on September 9, 2008

in Fun Stuff

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The Democrats and Republicans have been all over the news lately with their presidential candidates. As an alternative, we present the Tequila – Mayer ticket. If you’re looking for a real change in the White House, we invite you to dump the Democrats, refuse the Republicans, and vote for the real Mavericks of Change! On November 4 we ask you to vote the Tequila – Mayer ticket and be done with Washington business as usual!

Tequila, your future President

Motto: “Catnip can solve the world’s problems”

Tequila’s Bio:

  • Born sometime in the spring of 1997, in Kokomo, Indiana
  • Spayed feline
  • Very persuasive and able to manipulate humans
  • Enjoys basking in the sun, getting high on catnip (yes, she inhales), and eating
  • Shares her home with Archie, Lydia, and her human

As President of the United States of America, I promise to give Americans the privilege of serving my kind as well as those of the canine persuasion. I will bring feral cats out of the darkness and provide them with humans who will cater to their every whim, giving them the care and attention they so rightly deserve. As a former feral cat myself, bridging the gap between the haves (house cats) and the have nots (ferals) will be one of my main priorities. (and FYI, this is the only bridge we will be building) With this in mind, my plans include a fish in every bowl, and a far reaching catnip program for all cats in need. And lest you think dogs have been left out in the cold, be sure to read Mayer’s statements, as we both believe in improving the lives of felines and canines – two very deserving species.

Mayer, your future Vice President

Motto: “Live and let live… But, whoever comes into my yard uninvited is free game!”

Mayer’s Bio:

  • Born February 1, 2006 in Covina, California
  • Both parents are AKC registered
  • Spayed canine
  • Expert Exterminator specializing in Bees, Grasshoppers, Lizards and Chickens
  • Enjoys chasing squirrels in her free time
  • Shares lovely home with Pugsy, Trixie, Shakira, Hermione, Bella and her two humans

First of all, I would like to thank Tequila my feline counterpart for choosing me as her K-9 running mate.  As Vice President of this fine country, I promise to better educate our intended humans of being responsible pet owners.  Before actually taking us home, it will be explained fully of both the financial and emotional life long commitment.  We will need training, love, attention, and most importantly patience.  Secondly, we need regular walks, play time such as fetch or playing with strings and grooming.  I promise to change the junk treats that come in bags.  Suggests healthier treats such as carrots and apples.  Lastly, this is the most important promise.  I will get the message out to please spay and neuter your pets.  We don’t want to have unwanted, abandoned and neglected litters.  If elected Tequila and I will prove that Feline and K-9 can live and work together in harmony.

One last word from Tequila, your future President…

Make no mistake about it, despite my demure appearance I can be a real tiger and will defend America with fierce tenacity, and long nails. My watchdog partner and I are the real Mavericks of Change, and we’re ready, qualified, and eager to bring real change to Washington! We look forward to your vote, and more importantly to allowing you to serve the felines and canines of America!

On November 4th vote Tequila – Mayer, the real Mavericks of Change!

Meow! Woof!

Thank you!

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greytfriend September 9, 2008 at 9:53 pm

You guys have my vote! I’m so honored to have witnesses the birth of this campaign.

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Sew Crazy Dog Lady September 9, 2008 at 9:56 pm

::snort::

Well Targ is giving you a run for your money.. he even has his own campaign video as seen here

http://blog.sacredpaws.org/2008/08/23/targie-the-king-of-drool

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Jeni September 9, 2008 at 10:27 pm

Love, attention, education, play time, health care (ok in the form of spay/ neuter but still) and no one abandoned or negelected. Seriously, this IS the power house political team I want to vote for!

Obama, McCain, the dogs are barking, and America hopes you sit, stay and listen up!

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Serena September 9, 2008 at 10:27 pm

They’ve got my vote!

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grandy ann reynolds September 10, 2008 at 12:21 am

CONGRATULATIONS ON ENTERING THE “RACE” OF A LIFETIME.
WOULD LOVE TO SEE A “MEOW”, AND A “WOOFER” IN CHARGE.
TEQUILA IS PURRRRFECTLY QUALIFIED, AND MAYER IS ONE “HOT DOG” CANDIDATE—SOOOO SAYS, GRANDY ANNIE, AND JENFO. GOOOO FOR IT.

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Jennifer (aka Mayer's Godmother) September 13, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Finally! Two candidates who when unleashed, don’t attack everyone in sight! Clever, compassionate, composed and in control. My vote goes with Tequila and Mayer! This should make PETA happy….

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